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swolizard:

napping naked on top of a girl you like is one of the best things you can ever do. like not completely on her but your legs between hers, head on her boobs/ stomach while she’s scratching your head and back. thats the shit i look forward to when Im married

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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

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beensexted:

he even a mommas boy to other peoples moms

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aravenhairedmaiden:

faithsuperfab:

THIS IS MY FAV LINE

YES

aravenhairedmaiden:

faithsuperfab:

THIS IS MY FAV LINE

YES

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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